Wake Up, Get Weird, Do Your Best (Or Don’t, Whatever)

Mornings suck. You know it. I know it. But guess what? The chaos is part of the fun. So screw that "perfect routine" nonsense.

Wake up, then immediately question your life choices. Did you really go to bed at 3 AM? Eh, you’ll figure it out later.

Do something ridiculous. Dance like you’re in a music video. Yell at your coffee mug. Flip a coin to decide your next move—like a real grown-up

Remember: It's about surviving, not thriving. No one's watching. If you fall flat on your face, do it with style.